Cyclops to the Rescue

Another early morning flight and I got stuck sitting in the emergency exit row. The airplane attendant made the six of us pull out the visual aid and follow along with him. Today I learned: 1. A tampon = knife 2. Cyclops will come to the rescue 3. My lanky ass shouldn't be sitting here,…

The Magical Onesie

I rarely have the chance to spend time with my friends, especially one of my best friends Sally, because I work so much. So when given a chance, I'll be there. So I got off of work early and called Sal to see what she was up to. There was a get together at Huy's…

Adventures of the Traveling Gio (yaw?)

My family has always been synonymous in living the humble lifestyle. My brother and I grew up in a stable family, but my parents did an amazing job raising us to understand the true meaning of a dollar (more so, the true meaning of every penny earned). They reiterated the importance of giving and taking…